Kutipan Terkenal dari Alan King

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
Alan King

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King